SATURDAY MORNING BREAKFAST SHOW

I have a super power.

Okay, this might sound insane and there’s a strong chance you’re not going to believe me on this (c’mon, who could blame you) but it’s true. My mother bestowed this power upon me and I believe she posses it herself. I remember the night she told me of my inherit “condition.” We were walking through a graveyard at night (like most typical mother/son activities) when suddenly everything went completely dark. No, we weren’t attacked an clubbed. You crazy. The only street lamp in the graveyard went out as we walked under it. Of course I freaked da fudge out which caused my mom to jump. She then looked down at me and said (more or less), “I come from a long family line of people who cause street lamps to turn off as they walk under them.” I was baffled, was my mother trolling me or was she serious? Ever since that day I can’t count the number of street lights that have switched off after I’ve gotten close to one or walked under one. In my lifetime it has to be in the hundreds by now. Does my body have some kind of electrical charge that makes this happen? Is this normal? Do other people have this power? Perhaps it’s all just a coincidence, but I like to believe my mom and I have super powers. Super useless powers, but super none the less.

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   This is awesome :D By boyfriend claims

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   same exact power!

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    Dearest Andrew…this made

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    That’s pretty awesome. It...useful distraction if you were running away from someone,...

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    makes sense now…

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