November 26, 2009

So like us.

November 24, 2009
I think we would fit nicely in my TETRIS CHAIR.

I think we would fit nicely in my TETRIS CHAIR.

November 23, 2009
CANNOT BE UNSEEN.

CANNOT BE UNSEEN.

November 22, 2009
Back in 1923 there was no wimpy “extensive research” or “controlled safety tests” if you invented the bullet proof vest THEY SHOT YOU IN THE CHEST.

Back in 1923 there was no wimpy “extensive research” or “controlled safety tests” if you invented the bullet proof vest THEY SHOT YOU IN THE CHEST.

November 20, 2009
I would like this to replace the mug my cat destroyed. Preferably given to me by the cat.

I would like this to replace the mug my cat destroyed. Preferably given to me by the cat.

November 16, 2009
Don’t ever doubt me.

Don’t ever doubt me.

November 15, 2009

Please help spread the love so we can raise lots of money to give children in need necessary vitamins via http://www.vitaminangels.org :)

November 15, 2009
What do I want for Christmas? Every season of this.

What do I want for Christmas? Every season of this.

November 14, 2009
Holy mother of sand castles.

Holy mother of sand castles.

November 13, 2009
Ladies and gentlemen, Jim Henson and his awesome beard.. also Kermit.

Ladies and gentlemen, Jim Henson and his awesome beard.. also Kermit.

November 11, 2009

I'm sorry.

I know it’s been a long time.. and I know you’ve seen me flirting with others. I can assure you are the one for me. Twitter and Facebook mean nothing to me, I was only attracted to them.. but I love you tumblr. I’ll give you the time that you deserve. I’ll start making the effort.. make more posts and make it all original content too. You don’t have to decide right now but please think about it.. take me back? Please?

September 27, 2009
As you can see from the map above, you usually are a lot closer. In the east, south, and midwest, the country is basically blanketed with the Golden Arches. What I find most shocking about this map (made by Stephen Von Worley of Weather Sealed), is how perfectly the McDonald’s locations outline the country’s borders, especially the Canadian border. It’s as if they’ve figured that before you leave the country to go to some heathen otherland, the last thing you need to fortify yourself for your journey is a Big Mac.

As you can see from the map above, you usually are a lot closer. In the east, south, and midwest, the country is basically blanketed with the Golden Arches. What I find most shocking about this map (made by Stephen Von Worley of Weather Sealed), is how perfectly the McDonald’s locations outline the country’s borders, especially the Canadian border. It’s as if they’ve figured that before you leave the country to go to some heathen otherland, the last thing you need to fortify yourself for your journey is a Big Mac.

September 18, 2009

Fred

Dear youtube followers, I would like to know if there is anyone who sincerely, utterly, unabashedly, unapologetically likes to watch Fred videos? Out of pure curiosity, I need to know.

September 15, 2009
You give me butterflies.

You give me butterflies.

September 14, 2009